All this shit I'm seeing about 'the perfect boy' ...

Is really starting to piss me off.

The sensitive sort of young man you are pursuing will turn into a simpering little weakling before your very eyes. By the time you realize that you can’t be bothered with mothering him through his bastard PMS any longer, he will suddenly decide that he simply cannot breathe without you, and turn fucking creepy.

Fact of the day!