I find it quite amusing when I tell people where I live and they’re immediately like, “Damn, why so far?!” Like I live in bum fucked Egypt or some shit! I mean it’s only a 30 minute drive from town and you act like it’ll be the end of the world to come see me, or say shit like, “We never get to hang out, I hate that you live so far.” Well you know what, when I finally move, I don’t wanna hear shit from you! Because if you couldn’t handle 30 minutes then what makes you think you can handle two states down? Get off your ass or get out of my life…