Update:

I can be a bit stand offish when I first meet people.
I can make you feel like a stranger or like you're not even there.
Even if I've known you for years.
It's an art not a science.

I'm sort of a bitch sometimes.
I blame it on my bitch face which is permanent.
I crave a lot of attention and I'll get anxious if I don't get it.

I'm big on solitude.

I'm not so big on conformity.

I feed off my flighty impulses.

I wish some things didn't have such a hold on my heart strings.

I'm working on keeping my soul totally free.
Don't tell me what I should do with my life.
Don't tell me to behave.

I'm sort of an extremist.
I float from being extremely happy to extremely angry.

I'm a sarcastic asshole.

I usually laugh at things that most people wouldn't find funny.
I tend to say the wrong shit at the wrong time.
My mouth is constantly getting me into trouble.

I usually always have a witty comeback.

I have a morbid and twisted sense of humor.

I like having fun at other people's expense.

I like cutting people down.

I'm sometimes a boozy mess.

If I'm extremely manic then blame being on pills.
If I'm extremely lazy then blame being off pills.

I'm a very fickle, indecisive piece of shit.

A lot of people piss me off with their idiocies.

I really couldn't give a fuck what you think of me anymore.
You don't know me at all.

Eat. Shit.